Hey everybody. Not like people care, but I’ll be taking a tumblr hiatus. Some of you are probably wondering why? Telling me things like: “tumblr is this wonderful fairy-land filled with gay porn and candy”. Tumblr IS essentially filled with gay porn and candy, and that’s lovely and all. It definitely is tons of fun to reblog all that kind of stuff, but my reality has...
Random thought of the night
I remember telling my one friend a while ago that Japan isn’t like a living anime. He was pretty crushed, but he had to know…
Would anybody be interested if I started a vlog? yes? no? cake?
nightingales: If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people. So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
theagilebeast: Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
current mood: gay
janesca: “I think you need to put your boobs aw-“ “You should probably shave your le-“ “You’re really pretty, but you’d be even prettier if you lost a few pou-“ “Don’t you think you’re wearing enough mak-“ “Don’t you think it’s a little too soon to be having se-“
So I was bored on Wikipedia...
thousand-feet-per-second: and I came across an article that lists supporters of same sex marriage and… …can I just take a minute to say that this huge list of really famous companies gives me hope?
"If I met you in real life..." Finish it in my...
liveinphoenix: singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song
Message me one and i will answer it!
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
homopotamus: uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
When someone talks about that person I hate..
richwhitelesbian: teapayne: One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug i got fired because of you
edgur: edgur: i’m so thirsty i wish i had some coke OH MY GOSH I MEANT COCK